A bunch of y'all told me not to criticize the Olympic snowboarders because I can't do any better. The only problem is that I can.

Sorry to tell you but landing 1080's is not that hard, that's considered the most difficult trick on a novice level. Like, once you land a 1080, you're ready to move onto intermediate level tricks like corkscrews and twists. I can land 1080's all day long and make it look easy.