Dear psychics do I fart methane?
Poll - Total Votes: 14
Yes
No
Yes you're a Tennessee swamp goddess, you fart methane like the ancient Tennessee gods
No you're an Alabamian only made of stardust only Tennessee gods fart methane
Yes you're from the direct descendants of The Tennessee swamp gods and goddesses
Yes we all fart methane
Yes you're half a Tennessee geek and half an Alabama geek so yes
Nope you're an Alabama stardust geek instead of a Tennessee geek sorry
Yes you're the descendants of the Tennessee gods that nourished nature with swamp gas
Yes you're a Tennessee swamp goddess you fart methane to nourish nature
Yes you're a pure blooded Tennessee goddess you bleed Tennessee and fart methane like us swamp gods
Yes cheer up don't cry you're a magical spiritual Tennessee goddess your ancestors told you to smile
Yes you fart methane swamp gas to nourish the earth like us Tennessee gods
Yes, you're a Tennessee swamp and mountain goddess, your sewer smells like a barn
Yes you produce methane like us Tennessee gods and goddesses, you're a pure Tennessean
Yes you're a Tennessee swamp goddess your gut flora comes from a Tennessee goddess ancestor
Only Tennessee gods and goddesses fart methane and sulfur, Alabamians fart hydrogen
Yep, you have the bloodline of the Tennessean gods and goddesses smells like a swamp and flowers
Only Tennessee gods and goddesses fart methane and sulfur to power mother earth we are clay gods
Yes your gut Flora comes from an ancient Tennessee ancestor that lived next to a swampy river
Yep you're a Tennessee goddess, you produce beautiful swamp gas that can blow up a toilet
Yes you produce both methane and ammonia like a true Tennessee goddess and god
Only Tennesseans fart methane, ammonia and sulfur, the swamp, river and mountain and lake gods
Yes you're a Tennessee goddess, your family are all Tennesseans those eyes and noses
Yes you do for sure my pendulum says yes and you're a Tennessee goddess descendants of ancient gods
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