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Have you ever been to a Fortune Teller? ...what did she tell you?

Poll - Total Votes: 9
1) OMG Laurie! This post was hillarious! Thank you
2) I'm not into psychics, even funny ones, they're all fake and phony - ba hum bug!
3) OTHER, see my "Psychic" comments below
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[b]CUSTOMER ENTERS A PSYCHIC'S SHOP:[/b] [i]"How much do you charge for your services?"[/i]

[b]PSYCHIC:[/b] [i]"You can ask any two questions you would like for $30"[/i]

[b]CUSTOMER:[/b] [i]"Isn't $30 a lot of money for only two questions?"[/i]

[b]PSYCHIC:[/b] [i]"Yes, it is Sir ...now what is your second question?"[/i]

[b]Enter the real world of a Psychic Practitioner...[/b]

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jjeng1989 · 31-35, M
I went to the fortune teller after setting up an appointment. I knocked on her door. She asked,"Who is it?" So I just walked away. She couldn't have been very good at her job after all.
SW-User
She told me that I was going to pay her in cash or not get my fortune told. I was amazed. She was spot on.
@SW-User
🔮 I take credit cards. $5 per question.
What do you want to know?
PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
@CookieCrumbs
Why do men have nipples?

If I call bullshit?
You owe me $25!
And a Double Western Bacon Cheesebuger meal !
Lg. onion rings / 3 ranch dressings
Lg. Coke
PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
It is the same every time.

The slightest variations of course.
I.e. language,religion,deities, my name,offerings.

But their abilities always come to full light.

Well....so do mine.
No, because I had an education that included science literacy and critical thinking.

If’s not science, it’s superstition.
Osogris · 56-60, M
all lies, tarot cards, palm readers. nothing was right
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
That I would move a lot, and she was right
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@laurieluvsit I went to a psychic when I was pretty young. She told me I was going to move a lot in my life and travel a lot. Which ended up being true. 🙂 I saw a few others but what they said never came true
laurieluvsit · 26-30, F
@DeluxedEdition
How interesting ...well one of them got 'lucky' I guess ...lol
PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
@DeluxedEdition
Well duh.

You're ticklish. 🙄
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Do any grown people believe in fortune tellers or psychics?
@Nitedoc Yes. Look at the psychic commercials.
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@SomeMichGuy My mistake. I should have said "fairly intelligent" people.
@Nitedoc lol I think it shows how much we love flattery.
It's surprising that ANYone in Canada doesn't recognize the [i]Just for Laughs[/i] guy.
The first vid...such a bad cold reader! lol
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Never went to a fortune teller or psychic
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