Why do you believe in God or not?

@Allelse there used to be this paper called the weekly world news. They had proof of the existence of God because someone found some Dead Sea scrolls. Plus there had been volcanic eruptions were Satan's face appeared in the smoke.

Also some creature called Bat Boy had joined the US Marines and they were going to send him to kill Osama bin laden.

But yeah now if the Dead Sea Scrolls are not proof that God exists then I don't know what is 😄

@Punches Oh well then, that's me converted.

@Allelse well then let's pray together. Dear lord, give me the strength to change the things I can, the courage to accept the things I cannot, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who piss me off. And help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, for they might be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow. Amen.

@Punches DEAR LORD!!! Give me tits, big tits, HUGE TITS!!! Tits with which to end my miserable existence, great big, bouncy boobies!!!

@Allelse dear lord, please Grant @Allelse with the kind of boobies that will bounce on his head like rubber balls and go boing boing boing boing as he fondles himself feverishly while those gigantic boobies are rubbing all over his face and body. Amen

@Punches can you pray for me too please? I have a righteous boner right now.