Does God really have a wife?
Doing a crossword earlier I came across a clue that said, 'God's wife' I thought to myself, I didn't know God had a wife, and didn't know the answer, so I pressed all the letters on my keyboard until all the correct letters came up showing that the answer was simply 'Lady' so I began to think to myself, does that mean everytime God wants his wife's attention he just shouts, "Lady" I don't know but if he shouts that, I wonder how many females in his vacinity shout back, "what d'ya want now?"