trying to speed up the healing process

heard about a faith healer in town so thought I'd give it a try. got there and an older man with a lisp was also there. the healer rubbed my leg, sais some prayers then turned to the gentleman rubbed his throat said some prayers and turned his back to us. with his back turned he said Sara throw down your crutch then said to the man say something. the man said Thara juth fell on herth assth. so much for faith healers