Sometimes I wish I had named my dog The Lord…

Random religious person: Have you found The Lord?
Me: Actually, The Lord found me! Sat down on my lap and asked me to take him home. He’s lived with me ever since.

Random religious person: Do you have a good relationship with The Lord?
Me: Absolutely! I love The Lord, and he loves me! Especially when I bring him a bully stick.

Random religious person: Have you let The Lord into your heart?
Me: Of course! Hard not to when he licks your face and begs for belly rubs.

I’m so going to hell 😂