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SatanBurger · 36-40, F
Well, I could bind the Pleiades, but last time I tried, Orion complained about his belt being too tight, the Great Bear stole my sandwich, and the ravens started an indie rock band called The Bottles of Heaven. As for numbering the clouds—I stopped at 7,243 because one of them looked like a giraffe eating pancakes and I got distracted. Oh, and the wild ox? He’s currently learning to plow Fortnite maps, so no worries there
Lmao

Job starts out with "God" acting like a god‐-a petulant child like Zeus.

It's very uneven.

Not surprising it's one of the oldest parts of the Bible (and thus, more likely to have mythic elements, like the second creation story, which is clearly a Mesopotamian myth).

Christians should start with the Gospels as their touchstones and apply the far clearer revelation of the Nature, Character, Person of God through Jesus' Life.
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
Did you come up with all that yourself??!! That's impressive if you did. Just saying
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Infamous607 He never comes up with this stuff himself. He lacks the cranial capacity. This one is from the book of Job, a Bible story about how humans are replaceable and exist at the whim of a capricious god they dare not question.
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
@LordShadowfire oh yeah I'm familiar with the job story. Didn't he get a raw deal!
Anyway I was like .. damn. This guy is pretty good!
shuhak · M
They are rhetorical questions. Since no one can answer them, anyone with an ounce of sense wouldn't even try (as Job didn't - "I am unworthy—how can I reply to you? I put my hand over my mouth").
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Wow. More copypasted BS from the master of brainless copypasta.

 
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