Skeptics, Where Is Your Evolution History?

Oh right, so one old story-book of one small, tribal society's beliefs must be true because its assorted authors claimed it was all God's Word. Of course they did. They had a vested interest in doing so. If it is [i]all[/i] true?

So...

We are all descended from the shenanigans of the sons and daughters of just one male (a man, so naturally virtuous, dominant and physically perfect) and one female ( a woman, so naturally pretty but sinful, submissive and with imperfect physiology); un-married, and who had magically appeared about 4000 years ago last Friday and Saturday....

Then just as our species got going, God saw the risks of illegitimacy, incest, learning, naughtiness, speaking snakes and over-edible fruit. So He tried a new start, a rather drastic Divine gamble. He killed everyone except just one couple he'd tipped off, and their sprogs trapped on a rough barge they'd knocked up in a few weeks or so from timber in a largely tree-less region, but still big enough to hold a breeding-pair of each species of all the rest of the world's fauna and flora except vocal snakes, and food for all, for the 40 days of a flood that needed more water than is actually on the planet they knew nowt about. Well, with nothing else to do while confined to an aimlessly drifting barge for a month - apart from feeding thousands of species and disposing of tons of droppings overboard every day - and knowing everyone and everything else had drowned anyway in this Godly precursor to [i]Waterworld.[/i].. they must have carried on playing 'Keep It In The Family'.

Clearly, God was too busy running the Cosmos he'd started building approximately 13 800 000 000 years ago last Monday to have considered that this fractious mammal calling itself taxonomically "Wise Man", which he'd developed over several stages within merely the last few million years, would be so theoretically intelligent but so destructive to itself and the world around it. And be so vain it even used to think its planet the physical centre, and itself the pinnacle, of God's creation!

Having failed to wipe it out because He'd had to save the other animals by reducing the world's oceans' level before its refugees afloat starved to death; realising it would resist plagues and fail its own attempts to fight itself into oblivion, He's probably still working out how to replace it, with what, and when....

....Possibly with a species that both respects what He developed physically, and respects Him by using the intellect He gave us, via Science, to understand how and when He developed it. Not merely insult Him by the petty, anti-intellectual tyranny of using ancient, man-made myths to excuse suppressing any attempt to study and appreciate His [i]real[/i] Creation.

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P.S. - and Oh - the irony of using the Internet to suppress Science...