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Okay. Last time. The burden of proof is on the person making the claim. [Spirituality & Religion]

So let's say, for instance, that I come here spreading the word of Farblesnozz. "Who is Farblesnozz?" you ask. Well, he is the creator of the world. And he loves you, but you need to start worshipping him. It says so in my book, the Holy And Perfect Gliberoo. And if you worship Farblesnozz, when you die, you will be transported to the wondrous land of Erehwon, where all your wishes come true. But if you DON'T worship Farblesnozz, you will be sent to the realm of Snazzlekhil, where the evil Mayor Gangleslotte will force you to work endlessly in the dirt mines.

Now prove that none of that is true.
How can I? I’ve always loved Farblesnozz. He is the one true God. Don’t be such a shit. I normally don’t wish Snazzlekhil on anybody, but I truly think Gangleslotte has your heart. Makes me sad, as you will never reach Erehwon as told in the book of Holy And Perfect Gliberoo. Please don’t make me go through this again. I wish Farblesnozz blessings on you, so you may find your way home. Gnoshnite.
Sharon · F
[@605647,DarkHeaven] [quote] I’ve always loved Farblesnozz. He is the one true God.[/quote]
We all know that really but some people try to deny Him, preferring to worship some made up godlet they call "yahwoo", or something like that. The fact that they put so much effort into promoting their false god proves they know our LORD Farblesnozz lives. He is so great He doesn't need us to defend Him, He's more than capable of standing up for Himself. The deniers will answer for their sins when they find themselves in Snazzlekhil.
[@379861,Sharon] blessed be to Farblesnozz. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be... world without end. Gnoshnite.
Adogslife · 61-69, M
This seems so backwards. I think I’m going nowhere. 😳
Adogslife · 61-69, M
[@379861,Sharon] was an Erehwon reference 😉
Sharon · F
[@397348,Adogslife] Sorry, I saw that in to OP but it didn't click that was what you were referring to. 🤦‍♀️
Adogslife · 61-69, M
[@379861,Sharon] it happens when these convos aren’t face to face. No worries. 😊
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[@760047,MarmeeMarch] You began by calling me names. I assume it is all you have in your [c=800000]arse[/c]nal.
[@1201381,ShadowfireTheSarcastic] Stop crying weenie. I am the only one keeping your miserable post alive - you're welcome.

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