Atheists, if Charles Darwin is right, why did the nasty seagulls which stole my sandwich and intimidate me have webbed feet? [Spirituality & Religion]

This was in the city. The seagulls live by no water. So why did they have webbed feet? Only ducks need webbed feet. And maybe swans im not sure.

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Oneofthestormboys · 100+, M

They’re perfectly adapted to poo on people’s heads too.
And pigeons are.

IndigoSavage · 22-25, F

@Oneofthestormboys but at least thats lucky. Stealing my food is just mean

Oneofthestormboys · 100+, M

People’s eyebrows look like seagull wings. Have a look - I’m right. You’ll never unsee that now I’ve told you. You can even make them flap up and down.
And you’ll always seethe about your food that they burgled. @IndigoSavage