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Mamapolo2016 · F
There is a joke - but it’s meaningful, too.
A man is sitting on the roof of his house during a massive flood, asking God to save him.
In minutes a boat sails up to his front door, and the captain hollers for him to climb down. The man thanks him but says, “God will save me.”
A while later, three frogmen surface in his front yard and call to him to come down. They have oxygen and will tow him to safety.
Again the man politely refuses. “God will save me.”
Finally a helicopter darts in and through a bullhorn they tell the stranded man they’re going to lower a basket and pull him up. He waves them away. “God will save me.”
As the sun sets the man starts to worry and he prays, “God, I trusted in you to save me, but I’m still here.”
God replies, “I sent you a boat, three frogmen and a helicopter. Is there a particular rescue method you prefer?”
A man is sitting on the roof of his house during a massive flood, asking God to save him.
In minutes a boat sails up to his front door, and the captain hollers for him to climb down. The man thanks him but says, “God will save me.”
A while later, three frogmen surface in his front yard and call to him to come down. They have oxygen and will tow him to safety.
Again the man politely refuses. “God will save me.”
Finally a helicopter darts in and through a bullhorn they tell the stranded man they’re going to lower a basket and pull him up. He waves them away. “God will save me.”
As the sun sets the man starts to worry and he prays, “God, I trusted in you to save me, but I’m still here.”
God replies, “I sent you a boat, three frogmen and a helicopter. Is there a particular rescue method you prefer?”
riseofthemachine · 41-45, M
@Mamapolo2016 😂😂😂. Very good . I like that one .