If there is one God and one religion, what happens to the rest of the people who do not belong to that religion? Do they go to hell? [Spirituality & Religion]

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Do they get free underwear too?

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout nice

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout @suchaslife Don't laugh. I went on a first date with a Mormon girl.

I don't know what was stranger, her or the fact that she asked me to marry her at the end of the first date.

@HoraceGreenley Jesus sweet baby Jesus

@suchaslife It's true. She worked in my office and asked me out. i wasn't interested, but I thought this was my only chance to go out with a Mormon girl. So my curiosity got the best of me.

Big Mistake!

@HoraceGreenley what was so bad ?

@suchaslife I picked her up and we drove to the Hard Rock Cafe to listen to live music. It was what she wanted to do.

On the ride, I tried engaging her in conversation, and she just sat there not saying a word.

In the club, I couldn't get her to say anything. She also had two cigarettes and two drinks. I was told she was a Mormon, but she hadn't told me, so I didn't say anything. But they are not supposed to have any tobacco or alcohol. So I thought that was strange.

On the ride back to her place i was so frustrated that she wouldn't talk that we drove in silence.

At her place she invites me in and that's when she asked me to marry her.

@HoraceGreenley wow

@suchaslife That's not even the weird part!

Lolz@HoraceGreenley

@HoraceGreenley The weird part?

@suchaslife We get into her apartment and the conversation goes like this:

Her: You know I'm a Mormon right?
Me: I heard something about that.
Her: So you know nothing is going to happen right?
Me: I'm starting to get the picture. So why am I here?
Her: We should start dating and get to know each other. You can meet my family and they can get to know you. Then after a couple of years, we can get married.
Me: Ah...um...er...what?

@HoraceGreenley Sounds legit
Wait, I must be a Mormon at heart lol

@suchaslife there's more!

Her: But of course we have to wait until we're married, before we can...you know.
Me: Wouldn't I have to convert first?
Her: Yes!
Me: What would that entail?
Her: You'd have to take classes at my temple. * At this point she starts taking off her clothes. She continues undressing while she explains this to me. *
Her: I'd go with you of course and help you.
Me: For how long?
Her: About a year and a half.
Me: And i suppose there would be some sort of conversion ceremony once I finish?
Her: Yes!
Me: So let me see if i have this straight. We start dating and get to know each other. I met your family and they get to know me. I start taking classes at your temple, and with your help I become a member of your church. There's a conversion ceremony and I become an official member of your church. then shortly there after we get married. and then we can
Her: Yes! * At this point she is standing in front of me wearing sheer bra and panties.

@HoraceGreenley Teaser lol

@suchaslife Well I'll tell you how I felt. She goes through this long explanation and then stands there, basically naked. And this is after she told me I can't touch her.

I felt like she was saying, "So this is what you get if you marry me."

Honestly, I was not a buyer at that price!

@HoraceGreenley

@suchaslife I said I couldn't marry her because if I had to convert, my mother would kick my ass.

@HoraceGreenley Legit

@suchaslife You bet your ass!