A guy stopped me today to tell me that Jesus is coming back and we need to prepare. [Spirituality & Religion]

I assume everyone here is preparing or is already prepared cos this random dude was definitely trustworthy. Only trustworthy people have leaflets.

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Serenitree · F

Oh, geez. Really? And here I've been refusing to listen to all the leaflet people hanging out on the corners yelling about how
A) Jesus is coming...I guess he lost his way, because he's still not arrived.
B) The world is ending in 17 days and 22 hours and 13 minutes so we should start appreciating it now while we have the chance, and they try to give me a leaflet.
C) Satan has my soul in his grasp and if I don't come to Jesus this second, I'm doomed...here's your leaflet.

I will remember, from now on, to accept those priceless missives

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Serenitree Here have a ☕ whilst we wait. ;)

primavera · 26-30, F

@Serenitree I like the way the B with the bracket turned into sunglasses

Serenitree · F

Thanks, how close is the coffee shop? It's likely to be a long wait. The next coffee is on me. @Degbeme

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Serenitree In my kitchen. ;)

Serenitree · F

@primavera yeah. I should put it back.

Serenitree · F

@primavera I wonder why that happens! Oh, maybe for the same reason a colon with a bracket turns into a smile? :)

Yup. That seems to be it.

Serenitree · F

Oh, then I guess I should bring a can of the good stuff.

@Degbeme

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Serenitree Now you are talking. 🤤