A guy stopped me today to tell me that Jesus is coming back and we need to prepare. [Spirituality & Religion]

Oh, geez. Really? And here I've been refusing to listen to all the leaflet people hanging out on the corners yelling about how
A) Jesus is coming...I guess he lost his way, because he's still not arrived.
B) The world is ending in 17 days and 22 hours and 13 minutes so we should start appreciating it now while we have the chance, and they try to give me a leaflet.
C) Satan has my soul in his grasp and if I don't come to Jesus this second, I'm doomed...here's your leaflet.

I will remember, from now on, to accept those priceless missives

I suppose I should clean the bathroom just in case the guy's right.

Oh wow, glad I cleaned the bathroom, that would be embarrassing

Smite the Unbelievers with Explanatory Pamphlets!

indeed leaflet people are trustfully

Life is a series of bugs in your beer and dogs who climb trees.

There! It is written! It must be true!

And you never knew I was a proselytizer

He is, but a lot of shit has to go down first, you have at minimum 10 years , so don't fret it unless you live in the states

I have no leaflets, I have no faith. I cannot deny though a longing to accept Christianity into my life though. Not sure why... 🤔

jesus is already here..

matter of fact, several.


has he ever been in mexico? there's tons there.

Should I drink my coffee quickly, just in case? 🤔

But my tio Jesus is already here....

This is all that needs to be said...
XD

Count me prepared

😅Sarcasm

Will he arrive in time to stop the next war?