Who wants to do a 80s style rap battle with me?

Here is mine

So you think you're bad with your rap
Well, I'll tell ya, pilgrim, I started the crap
When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets

I was at the Farm rapping to the beat

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Sure, I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep. But my main concern was rapping to the beat. I don't bother nobody; I'm a real nice person, kinda. Laid back like a dead fly

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I'm talkin' here and now
Later for the cattle and rustlin' the cow
If I had a chance to do a repeat
You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin' to the beat

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Que pasa amigos?
Nada pasa, I see. Two hundred punks, well, what ya gonna do?. I got two six shooters that'll see me through. That's twelve dead and a 188 pallbearers

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either

Now Lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg.
You haven't heard a rap til ya heard it from me. I'm the baddest rapper in history and there'll be no more after me.

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Meanwhile, back at the farm Ginseng Country, that is Ginseng tarps and roots
Well, the first thing ya know, ol' Trump's the President. The kinfolk said, "Don, move away from there"Said, "In The White House is where you wanna be"So he loaded up the Tesla, and he moved to D.C.Washington, that is. Politicians taking a sip. Foreign dignitaries taking a trip. High tax and plenty Cadillacs

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Now ya see me in my videos, doin' my thing. But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing

"Way down upon The Swanee River
Far
Far away
Titwillow, titwillow
Titwillow"

I don't think that's your style. But I'll tell ya, pilgrim, I'm versatile Taylor Swift Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift let me rock ya, let me rock Taylor Swift. Let me rock Taylor Swift, that's all I wanna do Taylor Swift

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Oh, I'm feelin' the groove now, pilgrim
Party over here
Party over there

There's nothin' to it, the way we do it
Woop, woop
East coast
West coast
Wisconsin

Every time I put on pants. I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance. I put a quarter in the juke. Then I commence to doin' the Human

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

It's pretty easy, as you can see. Just move your arms kinda freely. Do a pause, and take a step and just make sure the beat is kept

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I was at the Farm rapping to the beat. Tryin' to warm up from the Wisconsin Cold. I discovered something really neat
The Human has moves with the feet

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha

I won plenty of people with my charms
But they like me the most for the moves of my arms
Woah
Woah

I'm gonna rap in the East
Gonna rap in the West

I'll show ya, pilgrim, who's the best. Nothin' to it, the way we do it. Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby-Doo. Guess what, America? We love you

Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha
Duh-ha, duh-ha
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Duh-ha, duh-ha
Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, everybody
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