I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again... This happens all the time, it's detachable (detachable penis)

@JackDaniels I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and (detachable penis) I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)

@SlippingAway I know, so much easier standing up.