I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again... This happens all the time, it's detachable (detachable penis)

@HowtoDestroyAngels After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)

@SlippingAway lol. Do you remember the video? It was comedy!

@HowtoDestroyAngels Yes lol

@JackDaniels I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and (detachable penis) I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)

@SlippingAway I know, so much easier standing up.

@SlippingAway I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)

@NudasPriest This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home (detachable penis)

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