To bear or not to bare, that is the question?

Do you wish the right to bare arms?
[center] You want your arms n*ked.[/center]
Are you bearing your soul?
[center] Giving b*rth to your soul.[/center]
Are your loans baring interest?
[center] Loosing interest.[/center]
Do fight bear knuckle?
[center]Your knuckles have claws.[/center]
Is the market in a bare market?
[center] Your trader is n*ked.[/center]
Does your political party have a bear majority?
[center] Your party is giving b*rth. [/center]

Please, please! Tell me any of this is true!

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Asterisks put in for the letters "a" and "i" because this is really non-adult, not mildly adult. Come on, get reality based!