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There should be a way for women to get good, clean dick without any hassle...

No drama, no dating, no lies, no games, no acts.

I don't want to do tinder bullshit and catch an STD from a sociopath. I don't want to go to a bar and pretend we like each other. I don't want to pay or be expected to do anything I'm uncomfortable with.

Just be my toy then leave. Give me your dick. I'll make it worth your while if you promise to pretend we don't know each other after.
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Sounds good, except that I haven't been able to do that since I was in my 20s. Now i need a connection of some sort first :/
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@Bexsy I get it. I'm sure once I'm not butthurt I won't feel this way
Livingwell · 61-69, M
I do wish things were easier for both sides. It's tough out there.
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
I feel the same about hugs, tbh.
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@CrazyMusicLover I'd pimp you some hugs
anoderod55 · 61-69, M
That seems to be the sad part of dating . Hope you find someone 🌹
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
No idea if this helps, but I am housetrained 🙂
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@basilfawlty89 don't tease me like that, I'll want to keep you
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@ScreamingFox eh, just as long as you're good with getting regular pedicures, we'll make a plan.
1490wayb · 56-60, M
where have you been all my life?? im all yours!!
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@1490wayb Newark.
BillyMack · 46-50, M
I’m working on the business plan as we speak. I’m sure we’ll get investors lined up.

Ride-a-Pole. Coming Spring 2026.
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@BillyMack ride a pole for president
Ferric67 · M
I like your honesty foxy
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@Ferric67 I realize this sounds pathetic, I'm just not interested in the games people play.
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
Same sentiment, reverse genders.
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@basilfawlty89 no woman
well...if you ever visit the west coast of canada you know you have to go back home anyway 😏
Warning: Ensure charger is compatible before inserting.
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@NudasPriest the real thing is better
@ScreamingFox Generally connected to one of them man things though.
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@NudasPriest yup, that's why the man thing quietly leaves when we're done.
Now there you have it good people. How complicated does having access to clean dick have to be in this day and age? Answer: it shouldn't!
Winston335 · 56-60, M

 
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