I Need to Rant
Ever had one of those friends who are so cool to chill with, and when they get a boyfriend/girlfriend, it's like they can't function properly without their other half? o.o It's so annoying!
It's like, they'll be gone for a looong time, which I usually don't mind, like, seriously, I understand, not everyone has a sad, uneventful life like me and can talk to me all the time, but I know some people that won't talk to me for a LONG time, and when I do talk to them, they're banging on about their bae.
Texting them all teary-eyed? Hold on, you don't want to interrupt a ridiculously important phone call that he/she has with his/her boo every day after they hang out from 3pm til 8pm.
Snapchat? OH, GOD, DID THEY JUST SEND YOU A PHOTO OF THEIR LOVEBITE (hicky)?!
Like, I'm happy you have someone that makes you happy, awesome, but you don't have to talk about them ALL THE TIME.
If you start another story with "so me and my boyfriend/girlfriend" I'M GOING TO TELL YOU *MY* STORY ABOUT ME AND MY SLIPPER THAT SMACKED THE SH!T OUT OF YOU SO HARD THAT YOUR FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS WILL CHANGE.
Like, I'm single, and I'm perfectly happy perving on hot boys on Instagram and playing video games/interneting during my free time, sure, it'd be nice to have a boyfriend, but I don't need one to live like this certain somebody clearly does. o.o
It's like, they'll be gone for a looong time, which I usually don't mind, like, seriously, I understand, not everyone has a sad, uneventful life like me and can talk to me all the time, but I know some people that won't talk to me for a LONG time, and when I do talk to them, they're banging on about their bae.
Texting them all teary-eyed? Hold on, you don't want to interrupt a ridiculously important phone call that he/she has with his/her boo every day after they hang out from 3pm til 8pm.
Snapchat? OH, GOD, DID THEY JUST SEND YOU A PHOTO OF THEIR LOVEBITE (hicky)?!
Like, I'm happy you have someone that makes you happy, awesome, but you don't have to talk about them ALL THE TIME.
If you start another story with "so me and my boyfriend/girlfriend" I'M GOING TO TELL YOU *MY* STORY ABOUT ME AND MY SLIPPER THAT SMACKED THE SH!T OUT OF YOU SO HARD THAT YOUR FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS WILL CHANGE.
Like, I'm single, and I'm perfectly happy perving on hot boys on Instagram and playing video games/interneting during my free time, sure, it'd be nice to have a boyfriend, but I don't need one to live like this certain somebody clearly does. o.o
