I Enjoy Meaningful Conversations

@goliathtree no, but I'd like to get one and wring it's stupid neck. Only they tuck them in.

ok...this is getting to be too meaningful for me. Chinese food is serious business.

@goliathtree serves you right for bringing out my bloodthirsty instincts

you English and your blood pudding.

Blood pudding is very useful stuff. You can cause a lot of confusion with them. I won't hear a word said against them

good or bad words?

Well that's a matter of personal taste. I mean, if you were, for instance, a homophobic, Islamophobic, racist with a pathological hatred of the disabled, then words you'd consider good... (see where I'm going with this?)

What I mean is that I won't hear any word against them, whether the word is good OR bad. Luckily for you this is a typed conversation

...and the batteries in my hearing aid have gone flat

what exactly have you been using your hearing aid for that you have exhausted the batteries? 😲

And I have nothing against the disabled...I can tell a Helen Keller joke with the best of them.

@damselfly sorry...I realize Helen Keller jokes are pretty meaningful.

@goliathtree That's my boy! A born risk-taker! A warrior for freedom of expression! 💋 Any barrel-scraping thought-police reading this could have you accused of being a racist for joking about being able to tell Helen Keller jokes, but you still went ahead!

the depth of my anti's and phobias is beyond the reach of the thought police.