I'm Saying Don't Judge Me Until You've Walked In My Shoes

I have a lot of shoes. Lots and lots. I tend to buy them by colour, to go with outfits on a mix and match basis. I have shoes in turquoise, yellow, pumpkin, tan, royal blue, purple, red, fuschia - you get the picture. And keep them for years. Not imelda, exactly, but I do have a lot. But I noticed I don't have any magenta shoes at all. Or black. Isn't that amazing?