I just interacted with another human

at the store for 1 minute. should I propose marriage?

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BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

There are humans out in the wild? 😮

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@BarbossasHusband yes it turns out they aren't just at the keyboard. go look outside your door

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

@lumberjackslam ew, no! What if I accidentally make eye contact with one? 🤮

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@BarbossasHusband up to you. I'd recommend you stare em down like Chuck Norris