You know what, never ask me to help you bury a body

I can be emotional support, but I can barely dig a hole big enough for a bush.

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Keeper · M

That doesn’t hold up on Dateline!!!!

itsok · 31-35, F

@Keeper fine. I’ll carry the shovel or somethin 🫩
I’ll be caught on camera buying a plastic tarp and googling “how to help my friend bury a body if I really don’t like physical labor and I get tired at 8pm”

Keeper · M

@itsok what else can I add?
You’re already above the 80th percentile.

Obviously turn the phone off and not five mins before it goes down.