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You know what, never ask me to help you bury a body

I can be emotional support, but I can barely dig a hole big enough for a bush.
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ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
Digging the grave is my favorite part. Sing with me.
itsok · 31-35, F
@ScreamingFox I can hype you up for sure!!
BlueVeins · 26-30
Can you dissolve a body for me 🥺
itsok · 31-35, F
@BlueVeins I’ll try
BlueVeins · 26-30
@itsok thank you baby
Keeper · M
That doesn’t hold up on Dateline!!!!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Keeper fine. I’ll carry the shovel or somethin 🫩
I’ll be caught on camera buying a plastic tarp and googling “how to help my friend bury a body if I really don’t like physical labor and I get tired at 8pm”
Keeper · M
@itsok what else can I add?
You’re already above the 80th percentile.

Obviously turn the phone off and not five mins before it goes down.
Smokey · 46-50, M
Kiesel · 56-60, M
itsok · 31-35, F
@Kiesel you heard me!
Kiesel · 56-60, M
@itsok

 
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