Are you narcissistic?

Let me tell you about my narcissism. Everyone keeps asking me about my narcissism. People love my narcissism. It will be great, the best display of narcissism ever. You will love my narcissism.

The correct question to ask is:
To what extent do you agree with this statement: “I am a narcissist.” (Note: The word “narcissist” means egotistical, self-focused, and vain.)

I should use that wording to ask it some day...

No. Quite the opposite, I hate myself.

No my mother was.

In some sense, I suppose.

hope not

No not at all

nope

Well, someone has to be.