Now I think about it, isn't it really weird to name your child Tucker?

Did his parents think "He definitely looks like a little Tucker to me". Didn't they worry the other schoolkids would call him a MotherTucking Tucker growing up?

Maybe that's why he's so angry all the time and wants kids to get covid 🤣

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

Well, it's reminiscent of (Justice) Brett Kavanaugh's childhood chums: PJ, Squi, and Tobin. Beer...?

FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

@MarkPaul I love beer. And I love teenage girls. And I love beer pong and the Constitution. But most of all, I love my bros. And teenage girls. Did I mention teenage girls? 🇺🇸

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Especially you and Squi, I imagine.

FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

@MarkPaul Brett's friends. If I had a dollar for every girl they screwed in high school, I wouldn't be living in a studio apartment. God Bless America! 🇺🇸

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FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

@MarkPaul

Especially you and Squi, I imagine.

Some say Squee.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Go squiize the juice and bring me a menu.