If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

try me, i light up 🤭

No trespassing

Slippery when wet.

Do not shake

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[b][c=#BF0000]Do not touch my bacon[/c][/b] 🥓

Every slice is accounted for 🤨 Violators will be prosecuted .

Don't push my buttons!!

[b]Invisible man ![/b].......([i]He's not all there ! 🤪[/i]

"Argumentative, opinionated, and will cry hysterically if frustrated"

Contents may have settled during handling.

Worries a lot,speak calmly

Caution, may contain nuts

Warning: Contains estrogen

This side up. Open with caution.

*do not approach*

Use caution. May pass gas.

the weak need not apply

Warning

Keep distance

contents under pressure
flammable
harmful or fatal if swallowed
do not operate when under the influence
do not use in the shower

Once you started it becomes uncontrollable

Expect a slow torturous death

May cause eye irritation

Emotionally Unstable

⚠ Unstable if pissed off ⚠

Heavy load