Substitutes for a healthy diet:

[center]Noodles - Zucchini
Chips - Carrots
Milk - Coconut milk
Rice - Cauliflower
Butter - Sadness
Sugar - A Broken heart
Cheese - Nope
Coffee - This is stupid and I'm not doing it.[/center]

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Doomflower · 36-40, M

Caffeine is an essential food group.