Anyone want to spend the night with me?

Nothing rude or naughty, I'm just lonely. My wife is out of town and I don't like being alone at night.

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Tomorrow · 56-60, F

Seriously? Your wife is out of town for ONE night and you are so lonely you are soliciting bed partners?

Allelse · 36-40, M

@Tomorrow Two actually!! But I'll ask again tomorrow.

Tomorrow · 56-60, F

@Allelse 🙄

quitwhendone · M

@Allelse Change the sheets before she gets back.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@Tomorrow Her bloody family. I wish they'd either move closer or hurry up and die, leaving us all their money. Then she'd never leave me!

Allelse · 36-40, M

@quitwhendone Hahahahahaha!!! She's already going with a big bruise on her knee, which she's going to tell people I gave her. Because I'm such a terrible ogre!