How long does it even take to become a us citizen?

That depends my wife is working on hers technically you have to have a 2-year green card and then if you're married to an American you can apply after you have been in the country 3 years from when you received your green card 5 years if you're not married to a US citizen so the simple question would be 3 or 5 years as long as you follow all the paperwork procedures on time and there are no delays which there's always delays

I hear if you marry trump that it is immediate and your parents come too.

One of my professors recently became one and I think it took her a few years

not as long as it would take for me to ever want to become one

a few seconds if you are born in the US.

Heard it takes years.

At least 4 years or so.

a lot of time and money

My cousins left to Canada after a few years of waiting