Just in case you haven't smiled yet today :)

@MistyCee What is wrong with you people.

@BlueMetalChick Blame it on my childhood. Dogs are really great at faking unconditional love.

@MistyCee Well they're definitely loyal if you take care of them. And most people aren't animal abusers so that's good.

@BlueMetalChick I'm kind of a big dog lover. I know they're retarded wolves, but they really are bred for companionship. Plus, their tuition bills are smaller than kids.

@MistyCee Honestly, no, they're not bred for companionship. When ancient people domesticated dogs, they bred them to perform tasks, not to be companions. Which is why if you ask me, working dogs are always smarter and more pleasant to be around than pet dogs.

@BlueMetalChick Smarter, I'll give you. More pleasant? Maybe. We have a border collie mix whose light years ahead of the rest of the pack and he's driving us nuts.