Quote the last conversation you had

Brother: Where's my charger?
Me: I have it, why?
Brother: I hate people like you, coming to my country and stealing all our chargers

🙄

It was a bit one-sided. My phone rang twice while I was in the shower. I just dried myself and my door buzzer rang, so I had to run out to the living room wearing a towel to buzz the door. Then there was absolutely no one there. I think I know who it was, so I called him, got his voice mail, told him "I was IN the shower when you called, I buzzed the buzzer but you were gone, and it's 9:00 at night and I am really SICK and you don't want to come over here."

Me: "My sleep schedule got fucked up last night, so, umm...."
-Little brother: "Still a green light for tomorrow?"
Me: "Yeah, totally."
Me: "We're gonna do chest and back; so, make sure that you eat more carbs than normal, because it's going to be more intense than chest/tris."
Lil bro: "Yeah, sure, okay."

"It's like that apartment we were in but without roaches. Also, still nasty." - my old roommate on her new accomodations.

Friend.."what did you fix for dinner?"
Me.."brinner..you?"
Friend.."taco salad"
Me.."lazy"
Friend.."yeah I know"

I ate pizza for dinner but thanks for making me fish.I'll have it for lunch tomorrow.

all just so happen to be personal

Check please?...thanks

Goodbye

No, no mayo, please.

“ you should look up evil lives here: warren Jeff’s story.” “ I’ll do that, such terrible things happend there” “ yeah it makes you sick and breaks your heart. One of the boys hurt talked about how all he’d kept hearing his entire life was absolute obedience absolute faith. So he believes his pain from being molested was him going against god” “ the brainwashing is sickening”