Here's 50p,phone your mum,and tell her your not coming home tonight...Ok,an old one(before mobile phones,never worked then,either!)

Honestly. I don't have one.

Hi. It works almost every time.

Lol

*ribbit*

I'm your's theone. Although I don't own pants. So........

I don't use chat up lines, just introduce myself and start chatting....

Can I get in your pants. You just made me shit mine 😍

"Hey there! Do you like dragons....? Thats good, so do i. I would very much like to get to know you and discuss any of our common interests, and base how i think of you on our interactions together rather than appearance. Also, ill be DRAGON MY BALLS ALL OVER YOUR FACE! BOOM!!' :P

@theoneyouwerewarnedabout

I love that. I must use it sometime. 😂

I take a teaspoon out of my pocket and say "Wanna spoon?"