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will you marry me

💍 if I say please
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Crazycoral84 · 36-40, M
EEhhmmmmmm, what can you add in our relationship?? I don't marry just anyone you know??
Crazycoral84 · 36-40, M
@SweetnDemented Ooohhhhh, that sucks indeed. Well at least i don't get sick a lot. Sooooo you'd probably need me more to take care of you then??
@Crazycoral84 no I am.a bitch when sick. You would have to take the couch
Crazycoral84 · 36-40, M
@SweetnDemented Oohhhh, and no need for help? You're a strong independent woman?
SW-User
only if we divorce each other after 2 months
SW-User
@SweetnDemented you must be good at reading people then, I need more time cuz I am a man
@SW-User no I am easy to hate trust me it might happen sooner
SW-User
@SweetnDemented you already have that self hatred thing going on. no wonder I wanna divorce yo ass
TacoCat · 26-30, M
Only if the wedding has tacos and cats
Blithe · 31-35, F
@TacoCat kinky
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi TacoCat
butt out Tacocat I am negotiating
Best wishes
:)
TacoCat · 26-30, M
@Blithe You're kinky
Booyeah · 41-45, M
Yes. With pre-nup.
Booyeah · 41-45, M
@SweetnDemented There may be some Jew in my ancestry.
@Booyeah kinda figured that one out
Booyeah · 41-45, M
Can you make homemade biscuits?
@sSeven almost, my dad is a pathetic drunk might as well call herself single
@SweetnDemented Awe I hate to here that😞
@sSeven its alright
SW-User
No I'm not getting married again
SW-User
@SweetnDemented fear of it ending up like the first time around
@SW-User What if it turns out magical, your love feels like nothing you ever felt before. What if you have to go the second time to find that which is true? What if.............?
SW-User
@SweetnDemented let's say I'm open to the possibility, but I would be much more cautious the second time.
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
why do you want to spoil it with marriage and unwanted love and binding? 🤔
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
@SweetnDemented on what? 😎
@DIMaverick4 finger first
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
@SweetnDemented middle??
StevenIzzi · M
No, but if you say pretty please then sure.
@StevenIzzi thats pushing it😒
StevenIzzi · M
@SweetnDemented ok, but I still need to ask the wife if it is ok....brb
@StevenIzzi lmao 🤣
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I doubt the wife would appreciate that. No sense of humour that woman. :p
SW-User
@SW-User yay 💃 lets set a date
SW-User
@SweetnDemented one week from now😝
@SW-User 😨 *runs*
We'd have to get certain stuff settled first, who sleeps which side of the bed, how often do we have sex, etc.
@SapphicHeart I found my match😘
@SapphicHeart @SweetnDemented 👍 The Beginnings... 🥂
NotYourPepper · 41-45, F
@NotYourPepper 😕😢
NotYourPepper · 41-45, F
@SweetnDemented its best this way.
@NotYourPepper that's what they all say
mrmoose · 70-79, M
@mrmoose 😘
mrmoose · 70-79, M
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
I can’t....I’m already married.
AmorFati · M
OMG ... No... Busy this weekend
@AmorFati next week?
Shadowstep · 26-30, M
I kinda found someone on here...
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
No, I'm sorry.
@MrsKatherineArch you already married😅
Miram · 31-35, F
@Eclipse This question is for you! 😏
Blithe · 31-35, F
What size is that rock?
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi SweetnDemented
I need more information. Do you have all your own teeth. Can you dance well? Are you an Aries?
Maybe.
Best wishes
:)
@sogdianrock I have false teeth no I neva danced in my life. Is that a no?😕
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi SweetnDemented
No need to be hasty. Can you cook? How about a dowry?
Are they good false teeth?
Best wishes
:)
lorne13 · 61-69, M
I have an opening for the 3rd wife position
donontario · 70-79, M
Sure! You'd better insure me first, at this point the wedding night might kill me.. and how would they get that big grin off my face for the funeral?

 
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