I Don't Know How to Take a Compliment

I can’t picture ever having a productive conversation with someone who chooses to use that phrase

My response is always. “You’re like a dog chasing a car. You wouldn’t know what to do with me if you could catch me... And by the way, you can’t.”

That's the kind of thing insecure boys say in locker rooms to make their buddies think that the asshole even has a choice.

It's rude and crude. And, while boys may find that kind of thing funny, if it was said to you, it was said by a low life scum bag that deserves to be kicked to the curb - literally.
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No, it's not flattering.

Um no, I’m sure he thinks that about the next girl too.

Somewhat disrespectful

He said that to you? Was he talking about you?

Translate: "I usually wank into a sock to PornHub after my mom brings up Hot Pockets-- but I'd gladly switch to you as a sperm receptacle"

Translate: "I'm a disgusting and miserable human being who is self-absorbed enough to delusionally think that my willingness to put my penis in you is a compliment."

she may not take it that way - but its better than - not fuckable

Depends how it's meant I guess. It lacks class and subtlety for sure/

No

Although crude but yes...

It's an excruciatingly rude way of saying "This lady is very attractive" usually said by someone without the class or intelligence to say it any other way.

That's the kind of crude comment virgins, kids And incels make..
Along with old men who can't get it up anymore and don't know how to be respectful..

It's kinda like cat calls while a woman walks by. Stupidity at it's finest

Not getting it either, why is that a compliment? Aren't most people "fuckable"?

I am sure the guy who says it thinks so.

Its like the idiots who think cat-calling at a female is a compliment.

people who say that dumb shit either have shrunken penises or shrunken brains

Yes! Who wants to be so ugly that no one will fuck them?