Anyone wanna get me VIP?
I ain't a hot chick but I would send you a thank you picture/meme from Google images.
41-45, M
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MambaJuice · 41-45, M
@OlderSometimesWiser what if I rejuvenate your vagina then you can pay me and not some yahoo
@MambaJuice No can do. Last time I let some online schmo do the rejuvenating it looked like the Sahara Desert down there complete with tumbleweeds and camels. 🐫
MambaJuice · 41-45, M
@OlderSometimesWiser Girl, please you just need the right irrigation system. I got the drip, not the drought. One session with me and your Sahara gonna turn into the Garden of Eden and it's a one time payment of $15 not a fund 😎
@MambaJuice Sorry dude, can’t take any chances. My lady lips are at stake. I’m gonna have to go with the proven track record of Go Fund My Vagina.
MambaJuice · 41-45, M
@OlderSometimesWiser hey you do you, boo! Just know, my “track record” comes with zero tumbleweeds, only roses and sunshine and refreshing hydration all around . 🌹🌞
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MambaJuice · 41-45, M
@bijouxbroussard glad we make you laugh. We still haven't announced our tour dates I'll let you know