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I ain't a hot chick but I would send you a thank you picture/meme from Google images.
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itsok · 31-35, F
Have you tried flirting with Gerry yet?
SW-User
@itsok 1. Whose gerry 2. If it's a dude I ain't flirting with him. But if you wanna help a brother out you can charge $20 and you keep the $5. Sounds like a win
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I have some standards, so no contacting Gerry for me.
Flirting with a guy isn’t worth $15 for you?
SW-User
@itsok Look queen , I’ve got standards too! I’m not out here lowering my stock for $15. If I’m flirting with a dude, it’s gonna take at least half a tank of gas in this economy. Nah Gerry better step up his game and his wallet that VIP got a come with a steak dinner and a free car wash at least and maybe I'll reconsider.
Sorry, I would but I need the $15 for my vaginal rejuvenation fund.
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@OlderSometimesWiser hey you do you, boo! Just know, my “track record” comes with zero tumbleweeds, only roses and sunshine and refreshing hydration all around . 🌹🌞
@OlderSometimesWiser @SW-User I’m dying here…🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
@bijouxbroussard glad we make you laugh. We still haven't announced our tour dates I'll let you know
BillyMack · 46-50, M
Let me know if it works. You might be starting a new trend
ForestGnome · 46-50, F
It's not tax deductible! 😁
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@ForestGnome Well, I guess I’ll have to pay you in premium vibes then no tax form needed, just a little smile.
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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
Pft. You threw away your only chance by revealing you weren’t a hot chick. Good luck, bud.
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@SW-User Nope. If I can’t hear the ocean through a punani I’m not shelling out the $15.

I’m gonna send you any lesbians that catch wind of this comment and DM me.
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@PerfectionOfTheHeart oh snap! Yea I'll take a few lesbians no problem!
ironborn · M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart I thought all the men on here were hot chicks....so confusing
CreyvinMoorhead · 41-45, M
Gerry loves dick pics

 
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