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CountScrofula · 41-45, M

I think I wanna write a parody of Billy Joel's Uptown Girl and call it Catfish Girl.

CATFISH GIRL
SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER CATFISH WORLD
I BET SHE'S ACTUALLY A MIDDLE-AGED GUY
AND WE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY
I'LL NEVER GO FOR A

CATFISH GIRL

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