Catfishes doing the catfishing
Last year there was this profile of a woman who posted her big b00bie pics at the beach, with text such as "Why do men stare at my b00bs? I am very shy blah blah blah..."
The profile went quiet for 6 months.
After a name change (now it's a dude's name), pics of the same woman are being posted, but this time by someone who claims to be the husband.
"My wife eating dumplings."
Right.
9 months ago it was your wife posting her b00bie pics.
I guess now it's your turn.
"Blocked."
Logged out and checked the profile.
The post is gone.
My question is, what the fvck do people gain from this bvllsh!t?
You're posting nvde pics of someone who's obviously not you, claiming to be you.
After a few months of absence, you return, change your name to a dude's and resume posting the same woman's pics, and you now claim she's your wife.
Already a bunch of men thirsting over her in the comment section.
I guess they all missed the b00bie pics being posted last year. They must've had their eyes closed while using SW back then.
If you haven't realized by now, real women will never post their nvdes randomly online.
Even the slvtty ones that do, only do so when a bunch of others are doing it in a thread.
And most of them will never show their faces in their nvde pics.
You get b00bies and cr0tch, but no face.
When you do get a face, it will be a clothed pic.
Are they h0rny for attention? Yes.
Dvmb enough to reveal faces in b00bie shots? Nope! Not in public.
In private, yes. But not in public.
You know what I think?
All these catfish should be lined up against a wall.
We're going to call it The Wall of Royal Justice.
The rest shall not be put into words.
But you get the idea.
Music!
[media=https://youtu.be/M9SGYBHY0qs]
Jakesutton!
You're a g0ddamn catfish and a fake fraudulent c0cksucking bast^rd.
You want to keep catfishing people, don't recycle pics.
I remember faces.
And b00bs.
I can tell who's who from the b00bs. No face needed.
And that goes for the rest of you catfishing bast^rds and b!tches out there.
One day you'll run out of oxygen to breath.
Better pray you don't run into me.
Or I'll make it painful.
The profile went quiet for 6 months.
After a name change (now it's a dude's name), pics of the same woman are being posted, but this time by someone who claims to be the husband.
"My wife eating dumplings."
Right.
9 months ago it was your wife posting her b00bie pics.
I guess now it's your turn.
"Blocked."
Logged out and checked the profile.
The post is gone.
My question is, what the fvck do people gain from this bvllsh!t?
You're posting nvde pics of someone who's obviously not you, claiming to be you.
After a few months of absence, you return, change your name to a dude's and resume posting the same woman's pics, and you now claim she's your wife.
Already a bunch of men thirsting over her in the comment section.
I guess they all missed the b00bie pics being posted last year. They must've had their eyes closed while using SW back then.
If you haven't realized by now, real women will never post their nvdes randomly online.
Even the slvtty ones that do, only do so when a bunch of others are doing it in a thread.
And most of them will never show their faces in their nvde pics.
You get b00bies and cr0tch, but no face.
When you do get a face, it will be a clothed pic.
Are they h0rny for attention? Yes.
Dvmb enough to reveal faces in b00bie shots? Nope! Not in public.
In private, yes. But not in public.
You know what I think?
All these catfish should be lined up against a wall.
We're going to call it The Wall of Royal Justice.
The rest shall not be put into words.
But you get the idea.
Music!
[media=https://youtu.be/M9SGYBHY0qs]
Jakesutton!
You're a g0ddamn catfish and a fake fraudulent c0cksucking bast^rd.
You want to keep catfishing people, don't recycle pics.
I remember faces.
And b00bs.
I can tell who's who from the b00bs. No face needed.
And that goes for the rest of you catfishing bast^rds and b!tches out there.
One day you'll run out of oxygen to breath.
Better pray you don't run into me.
Or I'll make it painful.
31-35, M
