Instead of using fake accounts and female pics and trying so hard to sound like women to just fail miserablly, how about using hot men's pics from Google
Hmm what do women do and say. *Writes post* "I was outside in the garden and just as my boobs flapped out my neighbour saw me, oh dear! Him seeing me with my baps out like that, what's a girl to do" Yes that sounds about right *send*
SW-User
I want this trending... NOW (oh wait the feed prioritizes 7 hours ago... make me cry again why don't ya)
@HannibalAteMeOut First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a champion at DND MC Escher, that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library
My Myspace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a champion at DND MC Escher, that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library
My Myspace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
