How about these "4th-grader tier names"?
Sloppy Steve[6][7][8][9] Steve Bannon Former White House chief strategist and senior counselor to the president
Crooked Joe[10] Joe Biden 46th president of the United States; 47th vice president of the United States; former U.S. senator from Delaware; Trump's opponent who defeated him in the 2020 United States presidential election
Joe Hiden'[11]
Sleepy Joe[12]
Slow Joe[13]
Mini Mike Bloomberg[14][15] Michael Bloomberg 108th mayor of New York City; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate; former CEO of Bloomberg L.P.
Da Nang Dick[16][17][18] Richard Blumenthal U.S. senator from Connecticut; 23rd attorney general of Connecticut
Gov. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown[19][a] Jerry Brown 34th and 39th governor of California; 31st attorney general of California; former secretary of state of California, 6th chair of the California Democratic Party
My Bush[21][22][b] George P. Bush 28th land commissioner of Texas
Low Energy Jeb[1] Jeb Bush 43rd governor of Florida; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Alfred E. Neuman[25] Pete Buttigieg Former mayor of South Bend, Indiana; 19th U.S. secretary of transportation; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Coco Chow[26][27] Elaine Chao 24th U.S. secretary of labor and 18th U.S. secretary of transportation
Low IQ War Hawk[28] Liz Cheney Vice-Chair of the House January 6 Committee; former member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Wyoming
Sloppy Chris Christie[29][30] Chris Christie 55th governor of New Jersey, former United States attorney for the District of New Jersey, 2016 and 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Crazy Hillary[31] Hillary Clinton Former first lady of the United States; former U.S. secretary of state; former U.S. senator from New York; Trump's opponent whom he defeated in the 2016 United States presidential election
Crooked Hillary[1] (retired)[10]
Lyin' Hillary[32][33]
Beautiful Hillary[34]
Leakin' James Comey[35] James Comey Former director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation fired by Trump; former United States deputy attorney general; former United States acting attorney general
Lyin' James Comey[36]
Shadey James Comey[37]
Slimeball James Comey[38]
Slippery James Comey[39]
Liddle' Bob Corker[40] Bob Corker Former U.S. senator from Tennessee
Lyin' Ted[1] (retired)[41] Ted Cruz Former solicitor general of Texas; U.S. senator from Texas; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Rob[42] Ron DeSantis 46th governor of Florida; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Ron DeSanctimonious[43] (retired)[44]
Ron DeSanctus[45]
Meatball Ron[46](denied by Trump)[47]
Tiny D[48]
Ditzy DeVos[49][50] Betsy DeVos 11th U.S. Secretary of Education; former chair of the Michigan Republican Party
Jeff Flakey[6][51] Jeff Flake Former U.S. Senator from Arizona; former member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Arizona
Birdbrain[52][53] Nikki Haley 116th Governor of South Carolina; 29th United States Ambassador to the United Nations; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Comrade Kamala[54] Kamala Harris 49th Vice President of the United States; former U.S. Senator from California; 32nd Attorney General of California; Trump's opponent whom he defeated in the 2024 United States Presidential election
Crazy Kamala[55]
Laffin' Kamala[56]
Lyin' Kamala Harris[57]
Kamabla[58][59][60]
Aida Hutchinson[61] Asa Hutchinson 46th Governor of Arkansas; 2024 Republican presidential candidate
Peekaboo[62] Letitia James 67th Attorney General of New York
Big Jim[63][64] Jim Justice United States senator-elect from West Virginia; 36th Governor of West Virginia
1 for 38[1][6][65][c] John Kasich 69th Governor of Ohio; 2016 Republican presidential candidate; former U.S. representative from Ohio's 12th district
1 for 44[65][c]
Mad Dog[d] James Mattis 26th U.S. Secretary of Defense
My Kevin[67][68] Kevin McCarthy Former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives ; former House Minority Leader; former House Majority Leader
Broken Old Crow[69][70] Mitch McConnell U.S. Senator from Kentucky and Senate Minority leader; former Senate Majority leader
Evan McMuffin[71][72] Evan McMullin Former Central Intelligence Agency operations officer; 2016 Independent presidential candidate
Fat Jerry[73][74] Jerry Nadler U.S. representative for New York's 12th congressional district; ranking member and former chair of the House Judiciary Committee
Wacky Omarosa[49][75] Omarosa Manigault Newman Former The Apprentice contestant; aide to Trump
Governor Newscum[76][77] Gavin Newsom 40th Governor of California; 49th Lieutenant Governor of California; 42nd Mayor of San Francisco
Evita[78] Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez U.S. representative from New York
Crazy Nancy[79] Nancy Pelosi 52nd Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives; former House Minority leader
Nervous Nancy[80]
Liddle Mike Pence[81] Mike Pence 48th Vice President of the United States, 2024 Republican presidential candidate
My Mike[82] Mike Pompeo Former Director of the Central Intelligence Agency and 70th U.S. Secretary of State
Wacky Jacky[83][84] Jacky Rosen U.S. Senator from Nevada, former U.S. representative from Nevada's 3rd congressional district
Mr. Peepers (denied by Trump)[85] Rod Rosenstein Former United States Deputy Attorney General
Little Marco[1] Marco Rubio U.S. Senator from Florida; former Speaker of the Florida House of Representatives; 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Crazy Bernie[86] Bernie Sanders U.S. Senator from Vermont; 2016 and 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Little Ben Sasse[87][88] Ben Sasse Former U.S. Senator from Nebraska
Liddle' Adam Schiff[89] Adam Schiff U.S. Senator from California; former U.S. representative for California's 28th congressional district; chair of House Intelligence Committee; former California State Senator
Pencil Neck[90][91]
Shifty Schiff[92]
Sleazy Adam Schiff[93]
Watermelon Head[94]
Cryin' Chuck[95] Chuck Schumer U.S. Senator from New York and Senate Majority leader; former Senate Minority leader
Mr. Magoo (denied by Trump)[96] Jeff Sessions 84th U.S. Attorney General; former U.S. Senator from Alabama; former Attorney General of Alabama
Deranged Jack Smith[97][98] Jack Smith Special counsel in both cases involving the federal prosecution of Donald Trump
Weirdo Tom Steyer[99] Tom Steyer Businessman; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Big Luther[100][e] Luther Strange Former U.S. Senator from Alabama; 47th Attorney General of Alabama
Tampon Tim[101] Tim Walz 41st Governor of Minnesota; Democratic nominee for Vice President in the 2024 United States presidential election.
Goofy Elizabeth Warren[102][103][104] Elizabeth Warren U.S. Senator from Massachusetts; 2020 Democratic presidential candidate
Pocahontas[1][105]
Low-IQ Maxine Waters[106][107] Maxine Waters U.S. representative for California's 43rd congressional district
Ice Maiden[108] Susie Wiles The 32nd White House chief of staff in Trump's second administration.
Foreign leaders
Nickname Personal name Notes
Britain Trump[109] Boris Johnson Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Rocket Man[1] Kim Jong Un Supreme Leader of North Korea
Little Rocket Man[6][110][111]
Juan Trump[112][113][114] Andrés Manuel López Obrador 65th President of Mexico
Governor Trudeau[115][f] Justin Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada
Media figures
Nickname Personal name Notes
Crazy Mika Brzezinski[116] Mika Brzezinski Co-host of Morning Joe; wife of Joe Scarborough
Dumb as a Rock Mika[117]
Dopey Graydon Carter[118][119][120] Graydon Carter Former editor of Vanity Fair
Allison Cooper[121] Anderson Cooper Host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360°
Fredo[122] Chris Cuomo Former host of Cuomo Prime Time on CNN; Host of Cuomo on NewsNation
Maggot Hagerman[123][124][125] Maggie Haberman American journalist, White House correspondent for The New York Times.
Crazy Megyn[117] Megyn Kelly Host of The Megyn Kelly Show, former host of The Kelly File and Megyn Kelly Today
Sloppy Michael Moore[126] Michael Moore Filmmaker and political documentarian
Morning Psycho[127] Joe Scarborough Co-host of Morning Joe; former U.S. representative from Florida; husband of Mika Brzezinski
Psycho Joe[1]
Lil' George[g][128][129][130] George Stephanopoulos Chief anchor and chief political correspondent of ABC News; former White House communications director and senior advisor to President Bill Clinton
George Slopadopolus[131][132]
Fake Tapper[133][134] Jake Tapper Host of The Lead with Jake Tapper on CNN
Sleepy Eyes[1][135] Chuck Todd Former moderator of Meet the Press
Lyin' Brian[136][137] Brian Williams Former anchor of NBC Nightly News; former host of The 11th Hour
Little Jeff Zucker[1] Jeff Zucker Former president of CNN Worldwide
Groups of people
Nickname Group members Notes
13 Angry Democrats[138]
Names of attorneys
Attorneys working on Robert Mueller's investigation of potential ties between the Trump campaign and Russia. The press identified thirteen of the seventeen attorneys as either being registered to vote as Democrats or making contributions to Democratic candidates. Those not identified as such are denoted with a star(★).[139] It is unclear whether this was the criterion Trump used to distinguish 13 out of 17 individuals since Trump did not detail which thirteen individuals he included in the nickname.
17 Angry Democrats[140]
AOC Plus 3[141][h] The Squad (2018–2021):
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Ilhan Omar
Ayanna Pressley
Rashida Tlaib Informal political grouping of four Democratic members of the U.S. House of Representatives elected in 2018
Other people
Nickname Personal name Notes
Little Mac Miller[143] Mac Miller Rapper; released the song "Donald Trump" in 2011, which caused Trump and Miller to feud for years, with Trump demanding royalties since Miller used his name
Jeff Bozo[144] Jeff Bezos Chairman of Amazon; Owner of the Washington Post, which frequently criticizes Donald Trump
Horseface[145][146] Stormy Daniels Pornographic actress whom Trump paid to cover up an alleged affair[147]
Alexander the Great[148][149] Alexander Ovechkin National Hockey League captain for the Washington Capitals
Dopey Sugar[150][151] Lord Sugar British business magnate and politician; host of the BBC reality competition series The Apprentice
Organizations
Nickname Official name Notes
Globalist's Club for NO Growth[152] Club for Growth Conservative organization
Clinton News Network[153][i] CNN Multinational cable news channel owned by Warner Bros. Discovery
Fake News CNN[155][j]
Low ratings CNN[157]
Communist Left[158] Democratic Party American political party
Democrat Party[159][k]
Lunatic Left[160]
Radical Left Democrats[161]
Radical Left Lunatics [162]
Lincoln Pervert Project[152] The Lincoln Project Political action committee working against the reelection of Trump, which targets conservatives
Failing Forbes Magazine[163][164] Forbes American business magazine
MSDNC[165] MSNBC American news-based pay television cable channel owned by NBCUniversal
Failing New York Times[1] The New York Times Newspaper
Amazon The Washington Post[166] The Washington Post Newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos, founder and former CEO of Amazon
Unselect Committee[167] United States House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack A select committee of the U.S. House of Representatives to investigate the attack on the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021
Concast[168][169][170] Comcast American multinational telecommunications and media conglomerate
ABC Fake News[171][172] ABC News News division of ABC owned by The Walt Disney Company
Television programs
Nickname Official name Notes
Deface the Nation[173] Face the Nation A weekly political talk show on CBS
Meet the Fake Press[174] Meet the Press A weekly talk show on NBC
Meet the Depressed[175]
Other
