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2 men convicted of stealing $2,095 of stuff from Kohl's argued for lesser charges because there was a sale and they had coupons.

Two men were convicted of felony theft after stealing from a Kohl's store in Colorado.

The duo's defense attorneys argued for misdemeanor charges since some stolen items were on sale.

Colorado punishes thefts under $2,000 more lightly — in this case the items were valued at $2,095.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
This has to stop. Make it a felony and give them the max sentence.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@NativePortlander1970 Sounds like a place to avoid.
@HoraceGreenley I have hated this state for over 43 years, a long story why, and why I'm here now is an even longer story.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
next time i go steal shit, i'll remember to bring coupons and wait for the sale. LOL
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Did they hand over the coupons before they walked out the door with the unpaid merchandise? I think not….what a couple of idiots
Teslin · M
Because there were 2 of them, could they split the cost as well ??
WillaKissing · 56-60
Only in the good ole USA do we have such attempts at Tom Foolery where attorneys lie, twist, and try to cheat justice. How about thinking of buying it before stealing it Dumb asses!
Blondily · F
Geez now I've heard everything!😧
RuyLopez · 56-60, M
I think their defense lawyer is being petty.
@RuyLopez He has to earn his pay. 🤭
RuyLopez · 56-60, M
@Colonelmustardseed Hey, at least he got some good discount coupons out of the deal. 😄
Northwest · M
Kudos to the attorney. Similar to, but much larger scale, to what Trump's attorneys are doing: trying to convince the court that his properties are hundreds of millions worth more than they are, to avoid a stiffer penalty.

$96 or hundreds of millions, same principle (unpricipled principle).
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Its gotta be worth a shot....Did they get their parking validated?😷

 
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