What sign/signs do you show to others when you have been hurt. And what sign when you have been healed.

Usually it is humorous signs that it could be worse. Like once as a pedestrian I got hit by a 3/4 ton Dodge pickup. When my friends asked what happened to me I said - I got hit by a 3/4 ton Dodge pickup but you should see the truck - I really F ed it up and showed it who was built ram tuff. Cheers!