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I have more teeth than all of my coworkers at this facility combined

That’s methed up
dubkebab · 51-55, M
Not shocking.After all,the toothbrush was invented in Florida.

-otherwise,it would be called a teeth brush
Mikeawesome1986 · 36-40, M
@dubkebab This is funny, but also untrue. Toothbrushes are believed to have been used in China, but the first mass-produced toothbrush was invented in England.
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Mikeawesome1986 I believe i remember reading or hearing the first toothbrushes were bristle things that you would chew on and it would clean your teeth that way
Mikeawesome1986 · 36-40, M
@DeluxedEdition Yeah, the Egyptians and Chinese who used them would make them out of bone, and bristle hairs of pigs etc... Doesn't sound overly pleasant.
Oster1 · M
I would so snatch you, right out of that environment. Look out for the blacked out Suburban!😎
Oster1 · M
@DeluxedEdition You will find a Debit Card, in your name, in an envelope on the back seat. I'm not able to meet you until afterwards. Enjoy. 😎
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Oster1 you mean you don’t want to watch me try on a hundred outfits 😭😂
Oster1 · M
@DeluxedEdition Maybe on the next trip. I want to see your style first. I promise, I will not judge. Surprise me. 😎
scorpio611 · 41-45, M
Have you had Benzoylmethylecgonine 🤣
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@scorpio611 omgggg 😂
scorpio611 · 41-45, M
@DeluxedEdition Yeah that does make you feel like you have all the teeth in the world LMAO
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@scorpio611 masks can be deceiving 🤨😂
CestManan · 46-50, F
Do they floss with towing rope?
CestManan · 46-50, F
@DeluxedEdition I already knew you were gonna say that. 😄
When I see someone who has gaps between teeth as wide as the English Channel, my thought is always "They wouldn't need to floss, they could just get the entire tooth brush between those teeth."

(awkward pensive pause)

Yeah we'll talk about it
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@CestManan when I was a kid my mom really used to tell me to floss and brush my teeth or my teeth will end up like that 🤨

No mom 😂😂😂
CestManan · 46-50, F
@DeluxedEdition Ohngyod, my dad had some horror stories about the dentist if we didn't brush and floss.

Words like, "Scraping, drilling, digging, bleeding, shaking in pain..."

His teeth were real bad, most were implants.

Kind of traumatizing for a kid but I never missed a night of brushing, that is for sure.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Sigh... Miss the good old days 😬😬

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@TrunkZ earn real cheddar 😭
I think I worked at that same facility. 🤣
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
Oh dear 🙉🙈🙊
I am glad you have all teeth. It means you are healthy and happy.
SW-User
Stop cracking jokes about drugs
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
Get out 😂😂😂😂😂😂@SW-User
empanadas · 31-35, M
Gotta love meth

 
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