I was stretching on the floor and my hip dislocated for a split second .. no more yoga for me

Fell through the ceiling into a trash can. Was very cartoon like.

By accident, got the middle two finger tips on my right hand caught in a engine fan belt
Pinched off the tips

LOL One time i was trying on a pair of jeans in a fitting room. Not even a nice store or a nice set of jeans so it was even less worth it. I bent slightly over to hike the pant leg up and heard a click in my back. Hurt a little bit - figured it would wear off. Couldn’t work for 3 days and had to wear a a belt for support when I returned. Pain meds needed just to walk around the house. Idk how tf that happened.

I dropped my guard and had my heart broken.

i remember one time i was walking down the road, tripped on a kirb and in order to stop myself falling forward i took off in a sprint... i did not regain my balance before running into a nearby wall.

I played softball in high school and i saw a teamate leaning on her bat
I thought it would be funny to kick the bat out and watch her fall
The bat flew up and hit me in the head and i got a concussion

As clumsy as i am, I have a list.

The most recent was when I almost cut my toe off with some keys. I went to change out of my jeans, my keys were in the pocket. I lost my balance, just enough to step on the jeans that were almost off and suddenly felt something sharp on my foot. I picked my foot up before it could feel any more pain, lost my balance and crashed into the wall.
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It was too late, the keys sliced the skin on the underside of my baby toe, I could see bone.

I should have taken the keys out of my pocket.
dumb dumb dumb.

I sprained my thumb while roller skating backwards. I didn’t fall. I got it stuck on a wall air vent as I skated past.

Wearing flip flops while brushing a horse down and saddling him up to ride.
He stepped on my foot….

Trying on a football helmet that was too small. I got stuck inside it.

Sprained my wrist trying to keep my drunk stepfather from crashing a boat into a dock

Stood on like a 4" nail sticking up outta some wood.
乂ᴼ ₒ ᴼ乂

When i was 15 i was driving an old car along a dirt track next to an airport runway. I was looking up to cross it in case a plane was coming into land and didn't see the irrigation ditch in front and i ran straight into it cutting my face on the steering wheel. I still have the scar under my lower lip. Looks a bit Harrison Ford lol

As a kid, I had a lot of small injuries nothing big.

I had the same bicycle accident, nothing broke but lost a big chunk of skin and lot of blood.


I tried to fix a hole in the water bucket with molten plastic and accidentally poured it on my feat.


It goes on.

I got bit by a snake on my foot (last time I walked through the yard barefoot), it really hurt and in the middle of the night I was hobbling out of the bathroom tripped over the dog and smashed my other foot into the door jamb.

when i was 6 or 7 my hand was on a door(dont remember why) and my right pinky finger got caught in a space in the door and someone closed the door on it hard, and now my pinky finger is bent for life 😩😓

I used a cheap qtip in my ear and it came off in my ear. I have extremely tiny ear canals and I tried for 2 days to get it out. I had a couple of others try.
It started to go so deep it became compacted and it became very uncomfortable.
I went to the ER. The Drs had a hard time getting it out too.

Messed my whole right side up hula hooping. When shit start physical therapy this afternoon it’s a freaking hula hooping 🤬🤣

Leaving school at the end of the day in first grade, I forgot there was a step and landed awkwardly on my right foot, tearing ligaments

trying to make a dildo

Logging into an online forum, reading posts and comments and getting F'd in the head. 😑

I fell off my bike going uphill and cut my knee

Duh 🙄 😌🙏🏻🤗

I dropped a lg knife on my big toe...made it bleed!

Falling asleep behind the wheel 😵

Drunk driving

Oh, yikes !
I let my bed get really old and rickety before I finally replaced it. So one night a spring popped out and cut my knee. Had to go to the emergency room at 2 am for stitches. 😳