the reason I got fired from my last job was bc my boss found my Twitter :))

I got fired cause I was woking maintenance for JFK airport.

I was testing the fire alarms. We would tell controll to turn off the particular fire alarm we were going to test from the alarm system. We'd cover it with a cup. An spray fake smoke from a canister.

Well there was one fucker that didn’t belong to jet blue. It was in jet blues terminal but it actually belonged to the port authority. So while we thought it wasn’t connected to the fire alarm it was actually very much active.

🤔 long story short. I single handedly caused the evacuation of the busiest terminal in NY state.

I remeber hearing the alarms. Giant doors began to fall from the ceilings and NYrs being NYrs, they’d throw their bags under the door, run an slide before these giant doors shut. like they were trying to get to their escape pods on a space ship before it got blown up by the galactic empire....




Also... once I made all the escalators go up.

That was fun.


2 months later... I joined the navy... 🙄