If SW put on an old fashioned burlesque show, which act would you like to be?

I will perform the strip tease act

I'm funnier than sexy so maybe both for the comedic flare?

I could only work as a comedian regardless of assignment. My natural lack of smoothness and inability to dance would turn any attempted striptease into a comedy routine anyway.

The last act. I'd tell my horrible jokes while taking my clothes off, and everyone would leave automatically.

You're welcome.

I decline attendance

i'd be the Horshack or Steve Urkel

The Magician

Well, I can’t sing, I can’t dance and I’m useless at telling jokes. As nobody would want to see me take my clothes off I’ll be the one that introduces the acts.

Music