Is a bard the official unit of measurement on sw?

“He was so tall, he was at least 3.5 bards”

“It was tiny, it was less than 1 bard!”

I think it works

@ShepherdBard

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mindstruggle · 31-35, F

I wonder how short is that dude. 🤔

SophSmiles · 22-25, F

@mindstruggle he’s the benchmark for all short things

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@SophSmiles
He told me I'm the size of smurf and ant. 🥺

candycane · 31-35, F

@mindstruggle [media=https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs]

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

You really trynna fite??

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@SophSmiles you’re just too chicken!

SophSmiles · 22-25, F

@ShepherdBard you’re just too cute

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@SophSmiles 😤😤😤

sstronaut

I think @ShepherdBard is the official thing for a lot of different things here on SW.

He should also be the official mascot and be paid so for being so Bardy

Elessar · 26-30, M

The first unit that doesn't need submultiples

I'm a horrible person

I'm actually probably shorter than him (or actually 1.0 bards, as per the statement in the first paragraph)

I'm a horrible person x2