Is a bard the official unit of measurement on sw?

“He was so tall, he was at least 3.5 bards”

“It was tiny, it was less than 1 bard!”

I think it works

@CaptainBard

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CaptainBard · 36-40, M

You really trynna fite??

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CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@SW-User you’re just too chicken!

SW-User

@CaptainBard you’re just too cute

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@SW-User 😤😤😤

mindstruggle · F

I wonder how short is that dude. 🤔

SW-User

@mindstruggle he’s the benchmark for all short things

mindstruggle · F

@SW-User
He told me I'm the size of smurf and ant. 🥺

candycane · 36-40, F

@mindstruggle [media=https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs]

sstronaut

I think @CaptainBard is the official thing for a lot of different things here on SW.

He should also be the official mascot and be paid so for being so Bardy

hunkalove · 70-79, M

We still measure cool in Olingers.

SW-User

@hunkalove definitely not, I hate that guy

SW-User

@SW-User
You're just jealous

SW-User

I always thought it was a micro

BohoBabe · M

Die Amerikaner verwenden alles außer das metrische System.

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Elessar · 31-35, M

The first unit that doesn't need submultiples

I'm a horrible person

I'm actually probably shorter than him (or actually 1.0 bards, as per the statement in the first paragraph)

I'm a horrible person x2

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